Christmas Show Songs 2009

Studio Final Mixes – Untrimmed, Unmastered

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Download 03-christmasinjail.mp3
Download 04-xmasmisses.mp3
Download 07-goosie.mp3
Download 08-misfittoys.mp3
Download 09-josephsstory.mp3
Download 11-newyeartoday.mp3
Download 12-intothenext.mp3


Lyrics

Chris Rozzi – I Want to Spend Christmas in Your Booty

I Wanna Spend Christmas in Your Booty
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I want to spend Christmas in your booty
Just to be there
Hang out there
Wish you could stand under the mistletoe with me
We’ll see
But how could you when I’m actually inside you?
Roasting chestnuts on an open fire
You’ll perspire
Because I’ve actually lit a fire in your booty
What am I doing in here?
It’s clear
Christmas is the shiz when I spend it up your rear

Chorus
I want to spend Christmas in your booty,
I want to spend Christmas in your booty,
Christmas in your booty
I want to spend Christmas in your booty

I want to spend Christmas in your booty
And just relax there
Have my friends over
Sing Christmas carols and drink eggnog
Watch the Yule log
And wait to holla at Santa Claus
He’ll climb up your booty like it was a chimney
but what’d he bring me?
Play Station 3?
Or a Snuggy?
I’m a thuggy
I’m still actually amazed that I’m in your booty
Stick my head out once in a while to see if snow is here
It’s clear
Christmas is the shiz when I spend it up your rear

Chorus
I want to spend Christmas in your booty,
I want to spend Christmas in your booty,
Christmas in your booty
I want to spend Christmas in your booty

Belted out by one singer
Yeaahahaaaa
I wanna spend Christmas in your booty!
Yeaahahaaaa
I wanna let everyone know what it’s all about!
Yeaahahaaaa
Christmas in your booty!

Chorus
I want to spend Christmas in your booty,
I want to spend Christmas in your booty,
Christmas in your booty
I want to spend Christmas in your booty

Shakes:
Everybody say hey!
Everybody say ho!
Everybody say hey!
Everybody say ho, ho, ho!

Christmas is off the hook!

Mike Quoma (Ansley Henderson) – Xmas in Retail

Xmas in Retail
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(Demo starts in Bb — Mike thinks we should do it in G — below is the transposed version)

G
You say it begins
    Amin
Begins on a Friday
G
Lock box drop slots
    Amin
Happenings and holidays

G        Bmin
But when Jose Feliciano starts singing
F            Emin
I check the back door; the delivery man's ringing
D(7)                    Emin
Sun sets on the parking lot and it's snowing

G            Dmin 
Once that punch clock points to five
Emin            F        C
Beat rush hour for the first time since November
G        D
St. Nick eats alone tonight
Amin        G        D
Cuz time and a half moves so slow
F        Cmin        Cmin
Don't start Christmas Eve til I get home...
  
G
What'll we do?
    Amin
For the rest of the day
For the rest of the year
G        Amin
It'll be as slow as January 9 in here. 
 
G        Bmin
Raise the gate and kill the alarm
F            Emin
Rolls of change from the lady at the Dress Barn
D(7)                    Amin
Turn the key and kick the box when it's over

G            Dmin 
Set the dinner plates last night
Emin            F        C
Been gift wrapped since the first week of December
G        D
Mom gets home at the same time
Amin        G        D
Cuz time and a half moves so slow
F        Cmin        Cmin
Don't start Christmas Eve til I get home...

(big, pointless modulation)
[Eb    Eb7    Ab    Adim    Bbmin    Eb]


Ab            Ebmin 
Once that punch clock points to five
Fmin            Gb        Db
Beat rush hour for the first time since November
Ab        Eb
St. Nick eats alone tonight
Bbmin        Ab        Eb
Cuz time and a half moves so slow
Gb        Dbmin        Dbmin
Don't start Christmas Eve til I get home...

David Nagler (Uriah Banks) – Presents

Presents
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INTRO
C   C/B    Am7    C/G   |   F 

VERSE 1
G				Bm
Santa Claus came down the chimney

	C		Am	G
With a sack full of last year's toys

	G 			Bm
No mistletoe, no season's greetings

	C			D 
Just a belly full of improper joys

		F			C  	D
I said whatever you got, put it under the tree

CHORUS 1
	G   		C			Am	D
'Cuz I don't want to play with something I can't see

	G   		C			Am	D
No I don't want to play with something I can't see

VERSE 2
G				Bm
Santa Claus wears a suit of gold lame

	C		Am		G
Has mutton chops instead of a beard

	G 			Bm
He's not jolly, or decked with holly

C				D 
He's self-obsessed and he's weird

F					D
We said whatever you got, put it under the tree

CHORUS 2
	G   		C			Am	D
'Cuz we don't want to play with something we can't see

	G   		C			Am	D
No we don't want to play with something we can't see


BRIDGE

F		C	    G		D
All these presents in need of unwrapping

F		C	    G		D
Keep me guessing and keep me clapping

F		C	    G		D
But the most wondrous gifts I find

	  C     C/B	Am7	C/G	F
Are the ones	I	leave	be-	hind


SOLO

G   |    Bm    |     C   Am   |     G     |     G    |    Bm    |     C     |      D     |


	F				D
I said whatever you got, leave it under the tree


FINAL CHORUS

(2x)
	G   		C			Am	D
'Cuz I don't want to play with something I can see

(3x)
	G   		C			Am	    D
No we don't want to play with something we can see

	G   		C			Am	    F    |    G
No we don't want to play with something we can see

Andrew – Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanza-Rama-Krishna

Andrew

Oh, December is a joyous time in the old USA
Everybody celebrates in their own special way
In New York it’s difficult to know just what to say
To your neighbor, cabbie, grocer, stranger, waiting for the train
 
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
I’m pretty sure that covers every base
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
It’s hard to tell by looking at your face
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
You might be happy, you might be gay
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
Or simply put – happy holiday!
 
Oh, Christmas is for Christians and Hanukkah’s for Jews
Those with African ancestry may celebrate Kwaanza too
Muslims observe Ramadan, sometimes that’s in December
Hindus have Krishna Janmash-taamee-ee… but when that is I can’t remember
 
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
I’m pretty sure that covers every base
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
It’s hard to tell by looking at your face
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
I hope you’re feeling merry, maybe gay
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
Or simply put – happy holiday!
 
Oh, the US is a melting pot and melts more every year
Some think that’s good, some think it’s not, I say love conquers fear
Let’s make this month for everyone a friend and family time
So pour a glass and pass it down, let’s all sing Auld Lang Syne!
 
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
I’m pretty sure that covers every base
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
It’s hard to tell by looking at your face
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
I hope you’re feeling merry, maybe gay
Happy Christma-Hanu-Kwanzaa-Rama-Krishna!
Or simply put – happy holiday! 

Chris – Xmas Misses

Xmas Misses

Christmas almost missed us this year
Wouldn’t it have been a shame
It would have been a shame.

You laughed at me, you held your nose,
You showed me all the things that go in stockings
But never your legs… never your legs

We waited through snow,
We waited for clean
Is there something I don’t know
Something in-between

How many gifties have you dear…
And would you like to make an angel in the snow
Yours has the horns

It’s too late, It’s all gone
I sold the gifts and burnt the tree
It’s too late, It’s all gone
If there’s a santa, it’s not me
It’s gone, it’s all late
But don’t you know that it’ll all come back
To grow again in the spring.

Wouldn’t it have been a shame?

Lauren – Christmas In Jail

Lauren

Snowflakes are falling
on my windowsill
but no one’s calling
to grant me merry wishes now

Must I confess
to get myself out of this mess?

Where’s my blow-up santa?
Where’s my jingle bells?
Don’t hear no reindeer
sleighing above my cell

North Star,
you’ve guided me this far,
but now I’m stuck here
spending xmas in jail

(Chorus):
Xmas Xmas Xmas Xmas in jail (x2)

Couldn’t post my bail
guess I’m on my way to hell
so if you feel like calling
I’ll be on laundry detail

(Horn solo)

(Chorus)

Xmas comes but once a year
can’t believe it’s already here
Dreaming of that mistletoe kiss
but I’m getting fisted by my cellmate
Trish

(Chorus) x2

Pascal – I’m the Baby Jesus and It’s My Birthday

Baby Jesus

Pascal – Joseph’s Story

Joseph’s Story

Well my old lady, she took pregnant
Lord only knows how
And we had to pack up everything we own
And head on out of town

Now here we are in Bethlehem, tryin to find a place to stay
We been all over town, ain’t no luck to be found
And now it’s gettin pretty late in the day
And we try one more time, but the innkeeper say:

There’s no room at the inn, there’s no room at the inn
Please quit bangin on that stupid bell
We got no vacancies, so no vagrants please
You gone have to have that baby somewhere’s else

Now hold on a minute–
I know you’s just a couple strangers,
But maybe we could loan you a bale of hay
And put you up in yonder manger

So that is what we did, and pretty soon my old lady had a kid
And all the angels and the animals and the wise men gathered round
And all together they sang this song, I hope you’ll sing along
And join them in that wonderful sound

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb and Jesus was his name-oh!
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb and Jesus was his name-oh!

Yes, Jesus loves me, yes, jesus loves me
Yes, Jesus loves me–
(How do you know?)
The Bible tells me so!

Therese – The Island of Misfit Toys

Therese

They call me Misfit Dolly but it didn’t used to be that way
I had one dream to be beneath the tree ready for my Christmas Day
But I didn’t pass inspection from Inspector 49
He took one good look at the way I shook and kicked me off the assembly line

I’ve gotta go, I’ve been cast away
I’ve gotta go to be with my boys
On the count 1-2 take me to
The Island of Misfit Toys

(interlude)

I got a doll that don’t talk, a dog that won’t walk, a train where the wheels are square
I got a toy tug boat but it don’t float, a bike for a grizzly bear
If your fish just wants to fly, it ain’t never gonna learn to swim
So we’ll take it to the sky and begin, yeah begin

I’ve gotta go, take me away
I’ve gotta go, make some noise
On the count 1-2 take me to
The Island of Misfit Toys

(interlude — fast)

Island of Misfit Toys
Island of Misfit Toys
Island of Misfit Toys
Island of Misfit Toys

Michael & Josh – Into the Next

joshmichael-intothenext

Here is the place of beginnings and ends
Tempers to calm, fences to mend
Family and friends and time on our own
thoughts of our past and hopes for our home

Into the Next
Into the Next

Things that we wish for and dreams we embrace
Sorrow we suffer and pain we must face
Pleasantries, jingles and carols we endure
every sweet sentiment sent off to cure

Into the next

As if we were kids
As if we could be
Magically made into something carefree
we can’t and we know
But why not try
To embrace a season as a gift from on high

We can’t and we know, but why not try?

Here is the place of beginnings and ends
(repeat)
Into the Next
(repeat)

Jason – New Year Today

jason-newyeartoday

[Intro-4 bars of guitar]
D
[Verse 1-Guitar, Bass, Drums]
D
I’m starting a new year today
It’s cold outside,
F#-
So there’s no reason not to call this January
B-
First and make a list of everything
C#-
To begin with on this
D
First day, look away from
E-
Pictures of things I miss
A7
Those were so last year.

[Verse 2-Banjo enters]
D
I’m starting a new year,

Time’s a-wasting
F#-
So let’s all get wasted, celebrate
this first day of all new
B-
Things, celebrate the lives we have
C#-
The lives we want,
Is it to late
D
To be an astronaut?
Your ideas
E-
are great, Hey
A7
Look I’ve got one.

[8 bars Instrumental D and F#- –Horn and Accordion Enter]

[Chorus-Keyboard and anything else enter]
B-
But if it stays cold
G
I may start again
B-
Another new year
E-
B-
If it stays cold
G
I may need to start
Em-
Again

G
In a clean room,
In a happy house
B-
On a quiet street
A Safe Neighborhood
Em-
And young couples walking around
A7
Young couples walking around

[Instrumental Verse-Sax solo and general freakout]

[Partial Verse-Drop down to guitar and keyboard]
D
I’m starting a new year today
I don’t need a holiday break
F#-
I may go back to school

[Chorus #2-Everybody back in]
B-
But if it stays cold
G
I may start again
B-
Another new year
E-
B-
If it stays cold
G
I may need to start
Em-
Again, again, again
G
In a clean room,
In a happy house
B-
On a quiet street
A Safe Neighborhood
Snow in the trees
Em-
And young couples walking around
G
They freeze their toes
I can hear their feet
B-
Crushing the snow in an empty street
E-
Look at them go
O I can see it
A7
O I can see it

[Ending-Everyone out but guitar]
D
Starting a new year today
New year today

Seth Berkowitz – Sixteen (A Hannukah Song)

sixteen
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verse

C – Eminor – Dminor – Gsus – G
C – Eminor – Dminor – Fminor – G

pre-chorus

F – Cmajor7
F – Fminor – G – F – Dminor – F

chorus

C – Eminor – F – Fminor (2x)

instrumental interludes

C – Eminor
(2 bars of 3/4) Fminor – G
C – Eminor
(only 1 bar of 3/4 this time, then back to 4/4 for smoother re-entry into verse) Fminor – G

I’m the envy of the second grade
Everybody thinks I’ve got it made
‘Cause Hannukah has eight enchanted evenings
But my mom and dad just got divorced
And these complications are the source
Of several strange and contradictory feelings

Two menorahs might be peachy keen
While not even Judah and his Maccabees can bring my old life back to me
I’m working on a plan where eight nights can become sixteen
Oh that would be a dream
A way to make ’em green with envy
While they send me up the stream
It’s not the life I’d choose
‘Cause when they broke the news I wept
Now I’ll accept sixteen

Should every night each house a visit get?
Or should I do all eight then hit reset?
I’m strangely thrilled by pondering logistics
Was it true about that olive oil?
How it lasted when it should have spoiled?
Or did somebody just misread the dipstick?

Hannukah has never been so blue…
But while most Jewish kids are in their beds
With dreidels spinning in their heads
I’m working up a plan where eight nights can become sixteen
Oh that would be a dream
A way to make ’em green with envy
While they send me up the stream
It’s not the life I’d choose
‘Cause when they broke the news I wept
Now I’ll accept sixteen

Separate families might work after all
So while I think about that Hebrew flame
And mountains of Atari games
I’ll meditate on love… and oh, the glory of sixteen
Oh that would be a dream
A way to make ’em green with envy
While they send me up the stream
It’s not the life I’d choose
‘Cause when they broke the news I wept
Now I’ll accept sixteen

Ben Arthur – Under the Christmas Tree

under-the-christmas-tree_rough
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Let me make love to you
Under the Christmas tree
Dim the lights, baby
There’s no place I’d rather be

The kids are sleeping
The baby is too
She won’t need a bottle
For an hour or two
Can’t you forget what I said
It doesn’t matter

You know I’ve never been happy
Isn’t it enough we’re still here
After all these years
Enough that I think you’re beautiful
(I think you’re beautiful)

Let me make love to you
Under the Christmas tree
Dim the lights, baby
There’s no place I’d rather be

So let me unwrap my present
Here under the tree
You can open yours
And lay down with me

chords:
E A, A D
cm B A E, cm B A

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